1 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:13,700 Oh 2 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:36,890 what do climbers think at Krasnaya Polyana, descending from its highest point? 3 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:39,390 How not to wet yourself from the beauty around you? 4 00:00:40,090 --> 00:00:41,410 What if he does press? 5 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:44,470 How not to ruin the moment in such a wind? to your colleagues? 6 00:00:46,510 --> 00:00:49,653 Or climbers remember what they had to 7 00:00:49,654 --> 00:00:52,691 sacrifice for this climb? 8 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:31,090 Imagine, creature, two or three floors, You can't get close to her at all. 9 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:33,454 One hole at the back this is so huge 10 00:01:33,455 --> 00:01:36,270 drainage like ours ass, drainage only. 11 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:37,910 And my hero throws a grenade there. 12 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:38,190 Once! 13 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:39,950 There is nothing. 14 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,810 Then he takes off his hat without thinking twice. 15 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:44,510 And go there, right into the drainage, with a sickle. 16 00:01:44,530 --> 00:01:44,670 On! 17 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:49,630 Only the temple, well, you saw it yourself, I miss creativity. 18 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:50,810 And I want to say thank you. 19 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,270 Thanks everyone. 20 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,750 First of all, Margarita, who is into me I believed it. 21 00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:58,010 I want to say thank you to the director. 22 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:02,450 To my dentist Ashotov Krchechevich thank you very much and hello. 23 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:06,090 And, of course, I would like to thank the person who got me here. 24 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:08,810 My friend, idol, savior. 25 00:02:09,450 --> 00:02:10,450 Thank you. 26 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,870 Fedor Sergeevich Bondarchuk. 27 00:02:15,810 --> 00:02:19,950 Well, scolopendra is ungrateful. 28 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:22,810 Bald sect. 29 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:29,390 Vitya, isn’t this too much? 30 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:30,770 Everywhere you look, there is this face. 31 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,510 This mug is our ticket to freedom. 32 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:37,650 The Michelin inspector should know for sure here, who is the chef here? 33 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:39,350 Our revenue is falling. 34 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,370 This inspector is not a fact at all, that will come. 35 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:41,990 Fact, fact. 36 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:45,390 Louis said this week, so that's it plan. 37 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:46,830 According to plan. 38 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,930 Over the past year, at least something we have everything went according to plan. 39 00:02:49,931 --> 00:02:52,510 We are just hitting one bottom after another. 40 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:53,670 Did we sometimes have something like this? 41 00:02:54,970 --> 00:02:56,630 I bet there won't be any inspector? 42 00:02:58,690 --> 00:02:59,690 For what? 43 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,710 My clock is against yours. 44 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:09,830 Let's. 45 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,620 Hi. 46 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down. 47 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,320 Who are you? 48 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:27,880 I? 49 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:32,320 Don't you recognize? 50 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,840 You definitely need to change your cosmetologist. 51 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:38,460 I am you in 10 years. 52 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,060 Only I'm not real yet. 53 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,240 I'm in your head. 54 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,760 In general, there is little time. 55 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:48,260 Now they will call you from Roscosmonautics, and you must agree to this job. 56 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:48,600 No. 57 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:50,380 I decided to refuse. 58 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,100 For Sasha's sake. 59 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,200 What is Sasha like? 60 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,620 In 10 years, you... That is, us. 61 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:00,500 We will design a rocket engine and send it people to Mars. 62 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,560 Mars. 63 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,240 Hello. 64 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,400 Good morning. 65 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,540 We agreed that you will give today answer. 66 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:12,320 What did you decide? 67 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:13,800 I, I decided... 68 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,680 refuse your offer. 69 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:22,860 It's a pity. 70 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,000 You are perfect for this position. 71 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,220 Let's do it this way. 72 00:04:26,260 --> 00:04:28,300 I'll hold your place until tomorrow. 73 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,700 If you change your mind, you have my number phone. 74 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:34,060 Fine. 75 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:55,970 I just received a message. 76 00:04:55,971 --> 00:04:57,970 Didn't you like the flowers? 77 00:04:58,030 --> 00:04:59,030 No, what are you talking about? 78 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:00,370 Wonderful flowers. 79 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,450 Simply beautiful flowers. 80 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:04,160 Len, stop sulking about this. competition. 81 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:06,150 But I’m not sulking, Vitya. 82 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:08,170 But I'm not 15 years old. 83 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:09,370 I'm a grown woman. 84 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,890 I just want to strangle you. 85 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:13,150 Well, sorry. 86 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:16,910 I just needed Lenya, to finish this matter. 87 00:05:16,911 --> 00:05:18,190 I don't want this Michelin story. 88 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:19,890 You know how important this is to me. 89 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,350 This, Vitya, is the whole problem. 90 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:24,850 Every day you have to do something more important than me. 91 00:05:25,010 --> 00:05:26,410 And I live alone for six months. 92 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:27,810 Without a husband. 93 00:05:27,811 --> 00:05:31,450 Sometimes I actually think which could be... So, stop. 94 00:05:31,530 --> 00:05:33,610 You have a husband, but he is far away. 95 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:36,970 But there is the Internet. 96 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:39,430 Let's spend today together. 97 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:43,010 We'll drink wine and go for a walk. 98 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,190 Just you and me. 99 00:05:45,191 --> 00:05:48,390 And stable broadband Internet. 100 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:49,510 Well, please. 101 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:54,910 Just promise me you won't use your terrible look more. 102 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:58,370 Chief, that's the last pumpkin left. 103 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,210 Can I take it? 104 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:01,670 I'll come now and explain everything. 105 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:05,290 This is what we call just you and me, yes? 106 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:06,930 No, Len, you don't understand. 107 00:06:07,030 --> 00:06:08,030 I'll show you now. 108 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:12,670 Imbeciles, I have prepared a visual for you lesson. 109 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:14,530 It's called "What Will Happen?" 110 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:18,370 If you distract me from talking with beloved wife. 111 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:21,190 Oh boss, try it, it's edible. 112 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,510 Chef, where are our olives? 113 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:28,890 Chef, we burned the kitchen. 114 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:33,550 Chef, we have a Michelin inspector in our hall. 115 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:35,750 Here! 116 00:06:35,751 --> 00:06:40,650 This is the only reason why you you can distract me. 117 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:49,010 And then you have to triple check, that it's really him. 118 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:50,370 Is everything clear? 119 00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:54,750 For any questions please contact him. 120 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:55,830 He's your boss. 121 00:06:57,170 --> 00:07:01,030 Helen, I invite you to the restaurant. 122 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:05,470 Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar. 123 00:07:05,471 --> 00:07:08,550 I can hear someone, honestly, which is awkward. 124 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:10,030 International Film Festival. 125 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,130 Not everyone is invited there. 126 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:13,870 Let's walk along the red carpet, let's be nice. 127 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:14,970 I'll buy you a dress. 128 00:07:15,090 --> 00:07:17,450 You'll act out in front of the paparazzi. 129 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:19,330 I said no! 130 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,830 Damn, why not, huh? 131 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:21,410 Why not? 132 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:22,090 Because. 133 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:26,010 All you need is to hype advertise your film to your daughter. 134 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:28,910 And you don’t care about me at all. 135 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:30,990 You're just using me, like always. 136 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:32,610 Of course, of course. 137 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:33,430 What's bad? 138 00:07:33,431 --> 00:07:34,170 I'm using you. 139 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:34,710 Why? 140 00:07:34,711 --> 00:07:34,810 Why? 141 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:35,970 Because you and I are related. 142 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:37,850 You're using me. 143 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:38,930 So what do you want? 144 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,130 Forgive me, what do you want? 145 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,410 I want you to be a normal father. 146 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:44,190 So that we can go somewhere together. 147 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,070 We went on a hike, for example. 148 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:47,650 Well, by God, I gave up. 149 00:07:47,770 --> 00:07:50,810 Well, it’s not my thing, hiking, you know, mosquitoes in the ass. 150 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:52,470 Do you want a ticket to the KVR? 151 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:53,850 Don't want. 152 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,230 That's it, I don't have time. 153 00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:12,790 What was the best moment under the avalanche? scary? 154 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:16,331 Probably when... When Sash started singing. 155 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:18,610 Well, it was just terrible. 156 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:24,771 I apologize for the indiscreet question, but there is such chemistry between you... You... 157 00:08:25,950 --> 00:08:26,470 We? 158 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:28,770 Oh, no, no, no, we're not together, no. 159 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:29,550 Just colleagues. 160 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,070 Yes. 161 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:32,330 Although, they almost became just colleagues. 162 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:38,150 Are you sure there was nothing between them? 163 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:41,810 Did you somehow undress to keep warm? 164 00:08:41,811 --> 00:08:43,510 Hungry to eat? 165 00:08:43,550 --> 00:08:45,290 Got wet to dry? 166 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:46,730 Will you shut up to shut up? 167 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:48,310 Sorry. 168 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,990 Why did you ignore the warning? Ministry of Emergency Situations about an avalanche? 169 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:55,470 We wanted to catch up with the guest. 170 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:56,870 He forgot his passport. 171 00:08:56,930 --> 00:08:58,150 But we have a boutique hotel. 172 00:08:58,151 --> 00:09:00,330 For us, the client is more important than life. 173 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:02,130 Did you see how she glared at him? 174 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:03,470 Something is wrong here. 175 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:12,060 Ooh. 176 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:13,880 What's happened? 177 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:15,220 Briefly speaking. 178 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,420 I'm subscribed to donate. 179 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,000 I don't have one critic. 180 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,740 Well, the one who destroys restaurants. 181 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,020 And, attention! 182 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,680 He is in our hall now. 183 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,040 Hello. 184 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:32,900 Here, you see, that one. 185 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,920 With such a French nose. 186 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:37,180 Are you all right? 187 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:40,840 Kent travels to restaurants and evaluates dishes and service. 188 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:45,120 He only has a badge and I, Mishlinovsky Inspector, it's missing. 189 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:50,294 DOORBELL RING BELL DOOR RING RING Two 190 00:09:50,314 --> 00:09:53,120 the latest restaurants that he praised, they received Michelet. 191 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,560 This is definitely him. 192 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Okay, new post. 193 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,840 My friend highly recommended it to me visit this restaurant. 194 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:02,200 But, apparently, the usual one awaits me French cuisine. 195 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,520 The same boredom. 196 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,720 I'll go to the hall and tell Barinov. 197 00:10:06,721 --> 00:10:06,820 Stop! 198 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,360 No need. 199 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:09,480 We can handle it ourselves. 200 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,220 Without Barinov. 201 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:11,440 How are you feeling, friend? 202 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,260 It became abrupt, right? 203 00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:12,340 Yes? 204 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,200 Can you imagine what he will do to us? 205 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:17,000 No. 206 00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:20,000 If Barinov cooks, he will cook according to the classic menu. 207 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:21,220 And he wrote that it was boring. 208 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,840 But we have no other choice. 209 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:24,940 Well, sort of... 210 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:27,520 Hell, we developed a joint menu. 211 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,600 Joint? 212 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,280 Wow, they laminated it. 213 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:36,140 The left half is bold but stupid. 214 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:39,240 And the right one looks more like an album Mogutin. 215 00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:40,580 Hot afternoon. 216 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,380 Waterfalls of tears. 217 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:45,640 Well, it's a concept like ice and fire. 218 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,020 Well, yes. 219 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,020 As people say, a heterosexual. 220 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,360 Collaborative creativity is good for brothers Grimm, Strugatsky. 221 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,040 Not bad for the Kombarovs. 222 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:56,460 And there will be only one chef. 223 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:02,300 Put it back. 224 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:06,740 So, this is our menu with Ksyusha. 225 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:08,780 It's called ice and fire. 226 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,260 Even Barinov said that it was too cheap. 227 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,560 So, with him we have at least some chances yes. 228 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:18,780 Laziness, I hope you understand that Victor Petrovich... I understand that Viktor Petrovich. 229 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,580 Viktor Petrovich left me in charge. 230 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,160 He left me in charge. 231 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,180 Come on guys, I believe we have everything it will work out. 232 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:34,160 What were you thinking when the flashlight light was already went out? 233 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:39,240 I thought that I would never see blue ones again my girlfriend's eyes. 234 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,760 Her sweet smile. 235 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,360 And, fortunately, everything worked out. 236 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,300 Don't fall for these tricks. 237 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,680 He's definitely hiding something. 238 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,060 Fuck it already! 239 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,020 So, guys, sorry, I have a sound enemy. 240 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,440 Some kind of interference. 241 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,700 Let me help you? 242 00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:54,701 I'm an engineer here. 243 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,920 Let's. 244 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,660 Can? 245 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,000 It's been a long time since you took me to a restaurant. 246 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,800 Just a real date. 247 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,500 Even better than the real thing. 248 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,900 You don't need to wear those shoes. 249 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,940 Which are there, they rub on the heel. 250 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:18,400 And I took them and put them on. 251 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,900 Why are you so nervous? 252 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,740 Are you afraid that your wife will catch you? yes? 253 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:33,900 Yes, she has no time, she is a big shot in culinary academy 254 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:36,180 By the way, how is your rectorship? 255 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,820 Are you really interested? 256 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:38,460 Yeah. 257 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,820 You never ask me. 258 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,580 You know what, at first I was very hard. 259 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,240 Waterfalls. 260 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:45,700 Waterfalls of tears. 261 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,440 What are waterfalls of tears? 262 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:52,420 This is white fish, avocado, cheese and pepper. 263 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,920 I'm glad you have good eyesight. 264 00:12:54,921 --> 00:12:56,760 I'm interested in the type of dish. 265 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,360 Appetizer, salad, fish dessert. 266 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,720 Our chef keeps it a secret. 267 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:06,660 Intriguing. 268 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,340 Let's try it too. 269 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,540 Your order. 270 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,547 Franche cante salad, onion cappuccino, rabbit 271 00:13:12,548 --> 00:13:15,200 cante with kiniski beans with aioli sauce. 272 00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:17,360 And waterfalls of tears from the boss. 273 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,480 So, football club "Spartak" renamed Zenit-2. 274 00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:21,200 This is good. 275 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:21,980 What's good? 276 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,120 You're not listening to me at all. 277 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,980 No, sorry, sorry, of course, we're listening. 278 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:26,160 All. 279 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,420 I'm all yours. 280 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,340 I'll forgive you. 281 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,880 Now if you stop scaring me like this glance. 282 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:33,980 All. 283 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,240 No glance. 284 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:47,020 So, with salad and confit everything is clear. 285 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:51,940 But, Lord, forgive me, onion cappuccino and waterfalls of tears are Ksyushin’s dishes. 286 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,660 How were you going to work this menu? 287 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,820 Let's create a joint menu. 288 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,540 Your dishes and mine. 289 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,080 Ice and fire. 290 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,220 Class. 291 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,220 Only I half of your dishes I will never be able to cook. 292 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,720 Because they have no logic. 293 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,680 I will always be there. 294 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,120 Don't panic. 295 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:13,900 I know the ingredients. 296 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:16,520 So, Olga, cut the raw chula for Franche-cante. 297 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,000 Fine. 298 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,520 Guys, you are on the rabbit, you and I are on a waterfall of tears. 299 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,920 To work like Ksyusha, you need to think like Ksyusha. 300 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,460 Maybe I should leave you too then? 301 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,540 Yes, you can get out of here just as quickly as Ksyusha. 302 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:26,500 We are working. 303 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,960 Excuse me. 304 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,600 How long does it take to make waterfalls of tears and onion cappuccino? 305 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,540 I'll ask the boss. 306 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,160 Waterfalls of tears. 307 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,860 What a great name. 308 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:48,060 And yet, Vitya, you’re kind of twitchy. 309 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,160 Well, someone didn't finish the confey duck? 310 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,420 What's got you so upset? 311 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,160 I have a Michelin inspector in my hall. 312 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,600 Well, so wonderful! 313 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,540 I'm sure Lenya will cope. 314 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,800 It'll work out, yeah. 315 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:04,300 There are some waterfalls of tears on his menu, onion cappuccino. 316 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:08,740 Excuse me, can I go away for an hour? 317 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:09,780 Maximum two. 318 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Vit, well, you understand that you’re not there needed. 319 00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:14,500 You understand, I understand. 320 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,480 Yes I can't sit here when there onion cappuccino. 321 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,740 Len, I swear to you, we will get this star. 322 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:22,360 We? 323 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,340 Well, well, well, this Lenya. 324 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,620 I'll call you back. 325 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:36,280 Well, this needs to be thrown out. 326 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:37,460 Late. 327 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:38,820 Chief 328 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,750 Well, I don't seem to be sleeping. 329 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:48,930 I'm not sleeping. 330 00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:58,290 Now the inspector... Victor, Michelin I ordered an onion cappuccino at a restaurant. 331 00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:00,430 We had to surprise him. 332 00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:06,070 You should have told me who I'm for I dismembered a pumpkin here! 333 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:09,350 A Michelin star is not given for surprise. 334 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:12,130 You're such a moron, but for your skill! 335 00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:16,530 Will you go to this inspector now? you'll say you're a cretin. 336 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:19,130 Repeat. 337 00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:20,330 Here. 338 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,670 You'll say you got the menu mixed up. 339 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:23,850 Give me my menu. 340 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,570 And let him do it. 341 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:29,130 Yes, how will you crawl for him to do? new order? 342 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:32,810 Viktor Petrovich, if I cook according to your menu... Will you cook? 343 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:33,890 Ha ha ha ha! 344 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:36,330 I don’t trust you to cook sausages. 345 00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:37,550 Sausages! 346 00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:39,150 I'll cook it myself. 347 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:39,310 All. 348 00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:40,170 Get out of here. 349 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,291 Viktor Petrovich, if I'll go now, I'll go 350 00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:46,790 say what's cooking Chef Barinov, not me. 351 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:50,370 Understand I don't want to get a Michelin star by deception. 352 00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:53,530 Oh, you crazy ciliate! 353 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:59,950 When will you finally understand that it's mine? kitchen! 354 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,938 Viktor Petrovich, this is yours kitchen and your menu, and if 355 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:07,490 you will cook, then you receive a Michelin star. 356 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,830 I won't have anything to do with her at all relationships. 357 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:12,830 Well done, right. 358 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,690 Come on, flush the Michelin star down the toilet. 359 00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:19,550 I just won't look at it. 360 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,820 And what should we do now, Leonid? 361 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,380 We won't be able to cook Ksyushin's dishes. 362 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,800 No one but her can do it. 363 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,936 Come on, everyone, calm down. 364 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:36,740 We can, we can't. 365 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,460 We can do everything now. 366 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,760 Confit, go to confit. 367 00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:39,400 Why are you standing here? 368 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,160 Finish the config. 369 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,000 You and I are creating this waterfall of tears. 370 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:42,160 All. 371 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,200 Yes, maybe it’s better to call Ksyusha? 372 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,140 No need to call Ksyusha. 373 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:45,440 No need. 374 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,240 I have a plan. 375 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,708 Now let's take this fish, let's take fish, just 376 00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:50,680 put it in the mixer, Let's make fish puree. 377 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,700 There will be fish puree with pepper. 378 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:53,920 Sounds delicious. 379 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,300 Everything is fine. 380 00:17:54,301 --> 00:17:54,380 Fine. 381 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,680 Yes, you urgently need to call Ksyusha. 382 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,560 Yes, no need to call Ksyusha, she doesn’t want to talk to me. 383 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:07,010 How busy you are, did you want to cheer up? 384 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:08,550 You did it. 385 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,390 It was the guard's radio that was our signal. 386 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:25,810 Why didn't you say that we were going for a ring for Varya? 387 00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:27,090 Changed your mind? 388 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:30,750 No, I haven’t changed my mind, I love Varya. 389 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,090 She gave up her dream for me. 390 00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:35,890 I have to love her. 391 00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:36,710 Understand? 392 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,130 Obliged. 393 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,650 In general, everything is somehow complicated. 394 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:42,651 I'm not sorry either. 395 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,510 I hope you will be happy. 396 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:48,130 Subtitles were created by DimaTorzok Apparently, that you can't handle my dishes. 397 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:49,530 Fantasy is not your strong point. 398 00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:51,070 You named your dog Lyunya. 399 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,170 What are you stuck on? 400 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,250 For a cappuccino? 401 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:56,330 You probably stuffed onions into her coffee machine, yes? 402 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:58,610 No. 403 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,370 Oh guys, hello. 404 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,990 Today you will be my hands. 405 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,550 So, onion cappuccino is a soup with whipped cream. 406 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:12,511 And for waterfalls we need to make fish under coat of baked peppers, avocado and cheese. 407 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,240 Thank you, Ksyusha. 408 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,980 It's good that you thawed out. 409 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,400 Maybe we can later... Pick up your lip. 410 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:35,660 I didn't do this for you. 411 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:40,040 I said that if you can handle it, Barinov will burst with anger. 412 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:52,710 Rocketoids. 413 00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:55,530 My announcement. 414 00:20:57,110 --> 00:21:04,170 A glass of my favorite cognac suggested what should I do. 415 00:21:04,171 --> 00:21:10,950 I must apologize to Leonid. 416 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:13,170 I made you boss. 417 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,250 This is your battle. 418 00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:17,210 I have to trust you. 419 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:20,270 The boss didn't think I would ever do this I'll tell you. 420 00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:25,030 I bless your delirium. 421 00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:26,690 Amen. 422 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:38,690 As I understand it, there is a Michelin inspector in the hall. 423 00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:46,830 Congratulations. 424 00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:52,630 Now you understand, Misha, that being a whiner unprofitable. 425 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:55,850 Ask me what time is it? 426 00:21:57,670 --> 00:21:58,670 What time is it? 427 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,310 You have to have your own. 428 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:05,030 Last question in our interview. 429 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:08,890 When you were found, how did you feel? 430 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:10,670 I saw the light. 431 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:14,850 Well, I thought that this was the same light in end of the tunnel. 432 00:22:14,851 --> 00:22:17,950 But then I heard a joyful swearing and realized that these are rescuers. 433 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:22,190 Yes, many thanks to everyone who looked for us. 434 00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:26,330 Special thanks to my girlfriend, Vare. 435 00:22:26,490 --> 00:22:27,910 She was the first to sound the alarm. 436 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,550 Varya, please come out here. 437 00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:46,950 From the day you got into my car, I realized that we were made for each other like 438 00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:51,330 soldering iron and tin, How to pliers. 439 00:22:51,610 --> 00:23:02,290 In general, Valya, will you marry me? 440 00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:07,290 Tell him to stick that ring in himself in... 441 00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:09,230 And he went there himself. 442 00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:15,510 I... I need to think. 443 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,280 My girl. 444 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,360 I can upload the video. 445 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,440 For memory. 446 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,450 Okay guys, he's cutting it. 447 00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:35,550 Chews. 448 00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:37,190 Winces. 449 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,230 Oh, no, everything's fine. 450 00:23:38,231 --> 00:23:38,790 He just sneezed. 451 00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:39,890 Not our problem. 452 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,310 Chews again. 453 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:43,110 Takes a sip of wine. 454 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,930 Guys, he's finished eating. 455 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:45,990 He takes the phone. 456 00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:47,410 Drum roll. 457 00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:49,250 Crap! 458 00:23:49,251 --> 00:23:50,570 What about the Internet? 459 00:23:51,190 --> 00:23:52,190 So. 460 00:23:52,610 --> 00:23:53,210 Interesting. 461 00:23:53,211 --> 00:23:58,190 An interesting reading of French cuisine in modern stylish shell. 462 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,310 I'm happy. 463 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:02,790 Those who have been reading me for a long time will recognize this smiley 464 00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:04,070 Star. 465 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,150 Guys, we have a star. 466 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,110 Star, do you understand? 467 00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:09,750 We have a star. 468 00:24:09,790 --> 00:24:09,970 With us. 469 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,310 Ah-ah-ah! 470 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:15,050 To be silly. 471 00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:16,530 One more post. 472 00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:19,630 The waterfall of tears was the icing on the cake. 473 00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:24,090 Delicate Adriatic sturgeon tartare. 474 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:25,330 Bravo. 475 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:31,610 Added subtitles DimaTorzok What are you doing? 476 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:32,770 Calmly. 477 00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,150 I'll explain everything now.